What should a girl do?

I am just returned from my latest visit to Scotland to see all my lovely friends up in the North

but while I was there I did have a slightly tricky situation to deal with! And I don’t mean the daily hassle of sorting out the “real” calls from the “idiot” ones (who would ever believe that there are men who have time and money to make stupid, meaningless calls to Escorts, when they clearly have no intention of making a booking – and actually seem to have no idea of what Escorting is actually all about!!?? Sad individuals, I always think, who can get a thrill by wasting their time and money in this way!)

But now, I invite your opinions on how the following situation should have been best dealt with….

There I was, starting to entertain one of my regular friends, who had come to see me mid-afternoon at the hotel where I was staying. He is a lively and lovely chap (you know who you are!) and I was really looking forward to spending some time with him again!

I was dressed up in my most appropriate way, just how he likes, and we were settling down to enjoy our time together, and things were just starting to get rather interesting when our conversation was interrupted by an ear-shattering clanging bell, and the sound of distant “whoop whoop” sirens. Yep, that’s right – the hotel fire alarm had been triggered!!

Now this fire alarm thing hasn’t happened to me often – only twice before. And on each occasion, it soon turned out to be a false alarm. No harm done and no inconvenience to anyone, really but this time the bells went on ringing and ringing and ringing. So eventually I decided that maybe it was a serious alarm and we decided that we should follow the instructions that were being shouted over megaphones (well it sounded like that) and we decided that we would have to vacate and go to the car park with everyone else and at this point someone banged on the door! Good service actually, that the hotel would send a staff person to run up and down making sure we were all out and safe, I thought… (Even though I have no idea who it actually was who caused my feeling of spontaneous gratitude! Might have been a terrified guest, I suppose!!)
But whatever and whomever, the effect was to make us feel the need to dash out to the safety if the car park as quickly as possibly.

Now, here is the bit that needs your input…

I am dressed in a “boudoir” type of outfit… My gentleman friend had lost his trousers somewhere and really didn’t have much of an outfit on at all! But nevertheless we quickly gathered as much dignity as we could and ran outside in case we might otherwise burn to death!

Standing in the car park, I wondered how many people were looking at me, wondering who I was… a lady who looked like a slightly rumpled lingerie model! My gentleman had been able to pull on some basics and looked disheveled but normal – if you believe that people look as though they have only just got out of bed at 4pm in the afternoon, in a hotel car park!

The fire alarm apparently was caused by something in the hotel kitchen – chip pan or something like that I suppose. But as it was a real fire situation, they then started to do a roll call! And while this was going on my gentleman was spotted by someone who knew him and engaged in conversation…!!

So…  What would you have done?

Lingerie model, together with -
Disheveled Gentleman who was officially unrecorded by the hotel but going to be checked off, and -
Friend of said gent, wondering what he was doing there, and -
Me, urgently needing to get my gent back to the room to at least collect his clothes!

The world of escorting is fraught with the unexpected, I have to say!

That’s why it is such fun!!

(To be continued….)